SQL Fail

Can't pass april first whithout having something stupid written here

there you go :

Some SQL Jokes - Geekness rulles

Hi

This is a sad day for us (we love you O , !) and An x coullegue of mine from Comsec sent me some SQL jokes

Here it goes

The Importance of check-in comments

So that even years after the change is done, someone can just look at the comments and understand what's your patch!

http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-Apocalypse-Must-Have-Occured!.aspx

Null Pointer exception on the EMPTY LINE

I'm speechless, well our code is not perfect during the devepment stages .. you know , you change , you add , you remove , but our whitespaces should compile , otherwise .. i don't know , what the heck ?

Don't sneeze on your hands!

You might infect your comptuer with viruses while highperformancesoftwareengineering!

Rocketier Door

Welcome home :) 

We have a new door, you can comment it as you wish 

check this out 

Next generation of HPSEs is here

Baby is born with 24 fingers, 6 in each limb.

http://www.nrg.co.il/online/1/ART1/850/324.html

That's x1.2* out keyboard typing power!

* we don't** program with our feet.

** YET.