DBA Love Letter

Our relationship is so well defined...
I feel like you are my foreign key

Measurement problem

Question: If a ninja falls of the tree in the forest and there is nobody to hear that, does he make a sound ?
Answer: If ninja does anything, he does not make a sound! He is a Ninja! And if he does, it would be the last thing you ever hear.

Hug A Developer Today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lqxORnQARw

A Romance

A boyfriend is not a firewall
It is much harder to find the correct API for oppening the needed port

.Net 4.0(beta) API

Look! I found some new useful API for you:

DateTime.WtfIsTheTimeNow()

Location.WhereTheHellAmI()

System.Evil.DestroySystem()

System.Warning.TryThisAtHome = false

Vice President

-- PHONE Ring

-- Y: Hello ?
.......
-- Y: Yes I am interested to participate
.......
-- Y: Yes, my name is %$#DS$.
.......
-- Y: Hold on please.. (silences the phone) hey , quick , what do i do in the company ?
--CEO : you are a Vice President ..
-- Y: Yes , I am a Vice President!

How to get there?

Traveller #1: הצילו, הלכתי לאיבוד!

Traveller #2: אני לא יכול לעזור לך, איבוד לא מופיע לי ב-GPS