Whose Line Is It Anyway?

1. a name of a TV comedy show
   
   
2. a phrase commonly used among developers working on the same code repository
   

Chrome End User License

"All your bytes are belong to us."

Tea Time

(= TTime)

and also...

TDateTime

TUTCDateTime

etc.

Google Chrome Language

After installing Google's Chrome to the system I was disappointed by the language of the interface 

it was hebrew, either because I'm located in Israel , or because this is my default system encodig. 

Here is how you make Chrome to "talk" English , on in any other language you prefer:

1. Locate the key pictogram, it is in the end of the adress bar
2. Click on it  :-) 
3. Select the "Options ", it is the fourth (4) line from the end or sixst (6) from the top 
4. Select the middle tab (minor tweaks)
5. In the lowest section of the tab (fonts and languages) click the long button : "change font and language settings ".
6. Go to the another tab , not the selected one (Languages)
7. In the combo boxes  select the wanted language (ENGLISH MO#$$FU#$@ DO YOU SPEAK IT ?!)
8. Bon Appetite

I is Busy

When Microsoft SQL Server 2005 studio hangs, it gives you very polite error message: "I is Busy". It kinda reminded me of something else

Sophistication Levels

When you try to inspire or amuse someone with a sophisticated idea, you'll run into one of the following types of perceptions:

1. Huh? WTF? Leave me alone!
2. Hmm... yeah. Isn't that? what does that mean? I don't get it...
   
3. Hmmmmmm... [long-delay] oh, wow! :))
4. Oh yeah sure! It's [interpretation-of-your-idea-as-if-it-wasn't-that-sophisticated]

Performance

If your performance monitoring tool causes performance issues....

Does this mean you have performance problems?