"The best way to predict the future...

... is to invent it."

-- Alan Kay

Thermodynamics

When I was studying chemistry in the high school, I remember that the beloved Dr. Nana (for real) was talking about all worlds connection, and that it is not only connected by the physicals and chemical reactions , but there are psycological and political applications to the approach discussed 

Today's , picking to a facebook for a second before food, made me remember the first law of the thermodynamics, about the conservation of the energy.. 

 ....'' The change in the internal energy is equal to the amount added by heating minus the amount lost by doing work on the environment ''...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_law_of_thermodynamics

well , take a look at the picture :

everithing is connected :) 

I want to be rich

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Whose Line Is It Anyway?

1. a name of a TV comedy show
   
   
2. a phrase commonly used among developers working on the same code repository
   

Chrome End User License

"All your bytes are belong to us."

Tea Time

(= TTime)

and also...

TDateTime

TUTCDateTime

etc.

Google Chrome Language

After installing Google's Chrome to the system I was disappointed by the language of the interface 

it was hebrew, either because I'm located in Israel , or because this is my default system encodig. 

Here is how you make Chrome to "talk" English , on in any other language you prefer:

1. Locate the key pictogram, it is in the end of the adress bar
2. Click on it  :-) 
3. Select the "Options ", it is the fourth (4) line from the end or sixst (6) from the top 
4. Select the middle tab (minor tweaks)
5. In the lowest section of the tab (fonts and languages) click the long button : "change font and language settings ".
6. Go to the another tab , not the selected one (Languages)
7. In the combo boxes  select the wanted language (ENGLISH MO#$$FU#$@ DO YOU SPEAK IT ?!)
8. Bon Appetite

I is Busy

When Microsoft SQL Server 2005 studio hangs, it gives you very polite error message: "I is Busy". It kinda reminded me of something else

Sophistication Levels

When you try to inspire or amuse someone with a sophisticated idea, you'll run into one of the following types of perceptions:

1. Huh? WTF? Leave me alone!
2. Hmm... yeah. Isn't that? what does that mean? I don't get it...
   
3. Hmmmmmm... [long-delay] oh, wow! :))
4. Oh yeah sure! It's [interpretation-of-your-idea-as-if-it-wasn't-that-sophisticated]

Performance

If your performance monitoring tool causes performance issues....

Does this mean you have performance problems?